The Smallville Files: Introduction
Relive the antics of Clark ‘Superlad’ Kent (Tom Welling), Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk), Lex ‘Sinead’ Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) and the rest of the dangerous-drivin’, secret-hidin’ Smallville cast in the unique analysis that is The Smallville Files.
Most Recently Filed Episode:8.05 Together In Electrocutin’ Dreams (Season Eight) and 10.20 Man, I Feel Like A Superwoman (Season Ten)
You can also get up to date on the big, nonsensical picture of the Smallville storyline. Y’know, assuming you feel you need to do so.
And, of course, if, like most sane people, you’d rather read the Smallville Files in Russian, then that’s an option too, thanks to the mad geniuses at this forum. I’m not quite sure what they’re saying, but Google Translate assures me that they think I’m ‘no Hemingway’. Which sounds about right.
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Who are these people? Get your scorecard or be lost forever. If you don’t know who TIAC is, then you’d better look in here first.
You can also read fake testimonials from the cast about this Smallville episode guide
SMALLVILLE SUPERBOY SMACKDOWN!
Who makes the finer ‘Superman when he was a boy’? The one on Smallville? Or the one in the old Superboy comic books? Find out in Smallville Superboy Smackdown!
SMALLVILLE EXTRAS
Understand the background of the Smallville mythos a little better with Smallville Extras. ‘Understand’ is used here in a predictably loose context.
- I Hate Lana Lang
- Magic Stones
- Kryptonite (aka Meteor Rocks)
- Homo-Eroticism
- Spaceship
- Opening Credits
- Kryptonian Symbols and Writing
- Cave Paintings
BUT SERIOUSLY, FOLKS…
If you’re looking for details like actors’ names and screening dates and credits then you’re in the wrong place. Details and facts are not what this site is about. Try these guys or these other guys instead.
But if you’re looking for a blow-by-blow account of each and every episode, if you yearn for a guide that makes you want to roar ‘this is true! this is real!‘ at the pixels on your monitor, if you simply want to lean back and be as slick as the embaldened one himself, then go no further. ‘Cause you’ve found The Smallville Files.
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Posted: March 27th, 2006 under smallville.
Tags: blow by blow, cave paintings, eroticism, kristin kreuk, lana lang, magic stones, michael rosenbaum, screening dates, smallville episode guide, smallville files, spaceship opening, tom welling
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I really liked your introduction to Smallville. I think that I’ve seen just about every episode.