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The Smallville Files is the unique Smallville Episode Guide, full of vitality and vim, following in the vein of the critically acclaimed Dawson’s Creek Episode Guide, The Dawson Files.

Read these fake testimonials from the Smallville cast.

This episode guide is guaranteed not to give you kryptonite poisoning – Kristin Kreuk (Lana)

The Smallville TV show originally seemed to be little more than a spin-off from World’s Worst Drivers. Then the Smallville Files taught me otherwise. As far as Smallville recaps go, it’s the one I turn to – Tom Welling (Superlad)

I may be annoying but at least I’m not… um… nope, can’t think of anything – Allison Mack (The Increasingly Annoying Chloe)

Just when you thought it was safe to be exposed to Kryptonite fragments that may turn you into a fat-sucking vampire, ice creature or total babe comes the Smallville Files, the Episode Guide for the discerning viewer. It will change your life and change your views. The mysteries of Smallville clarified for your edification. It may cost you your hair, but that’s a small price to pay – Michael Rosenbaum (Sinead)

Back when I was a Duke on The Dukes of Hazzard I drove like a maniac. It pleases this old dangerous-driving lunatic’s heart to see the tradition continued weekly in Smallville. And it pleases me even more to see reliable regular recaps on the vehicular madness – John Schneider (Bo Kent)

The Smallville Files – Smallville made silly

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