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Following the phenomenal triumphs of the Dawson’s Creek Episode Guide – The Dawson Files and the Smallville Episode Guide – The Smallville Files comes the Watchmen Comic Summary – The Watchmen Files.

Read these fake testimonials from the Watchmen characters:

This comic book summary is totally smurfy – MegaSmurf (Doctor Manhattan)

When I first read Moore and Gibbons’ Watchmen, I was mesmerised and amazed and flabby. Then I read it again with the Watchmen Files and felt exactly the same way! – Captain Pudgey (Nite Owl)

No other comic book review seems to understand my miniskirt so well… – Bimbo Lass (The Silk Sceptre)

Hurm – Splotchface (Rorschach)

The Watchmen Files showed me a side to The Watchmen comic book that I never realised before – a bogus Alan Moore

Me too – an equally false Dave Gibbons.

The Watchmen Files – time to put the smiley button to use.

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