Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Buy on Amazon

I gave Prison Break a chance. Honestly, I did. But I must say ‘no more’. This show was explicitly advertised as being about somebody wrongly sentenced to death and how his brother decides to spend spring break in jail with him and teach him how to par-tay! And yet, three episodes in, and they’re yet to even crack open a keg or feature a VJ. And I don’t know whose breasts they’re flashing, but they’re not those of young college girls. My patience has worn thin, Prison Break. A big thumbs down to you and your refusal to rock.

Related Pages

If you hated this, you'll probably also hate:

1. I Ache, Therefore I Break - Just listening to Achy Breaky Heart by a certain Billy Ray Cyrus and one question immediately comes to mind. What sort of inner body communications system did he have that...