The Dawson Files: Introduction

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Relive the antics of Mr Tosser (James Van Der Beek), Ah Joey (Katie Holmes), Paceman (Joshua Jackson), Chipmunk Face (Michelle Williams), Gay Jack (Kerr Smith) and Crazy Andy (Meredith Monroe) in the unique analysis that is The Dawson Files

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DAWSON EXTRAS

At the end of the final series somebody died! If you want to know who died in the last episode of Dawson’s Creek then don’t follow that link, because that doesn’t tell you. But if you want to keep track of who we hoped would die, then that’s precisely where you want to go. It’s the exciting competition that had a nation talking! Not this nation, certainly, but a nation.

TESTIMONIALS

Weird real testimonial from some Anonymous person“All I know is if you want to laugh your ass off in regards to that idiotic show, go to this site and read the ‘dawson files’”. Aw shucks, thanks Anonymous.

Not quite as weird, equally real testimonial from a less anonymous person“That quote came from the very funny site that calls Dawson “Mr. Tosser” and asserts that he has no penis.” A more succinct summary of the Files I have not seen.

For those sick of my continued Anglo-centric bias, there was once a forum containing real praise for The Dawson Files in German. Google translated the praise thusly: “(before someone draws wrong conclusions there: that is not more seriously guide, but a side with merry descriptions)”. Couldn’t have said it better myself, Google

And of course we also have the Fake Testimonials for this Dawson’s Creek episode guide and series of recaps.



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