Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

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Y’know, sometimes I miss the dating scene. No, not ‘miss’. ‘Thank each and every existing deity that I’ve escaped the unmitigated hell of’. Still, I must say that I’m disappointed that I’m going to miss the first sighting of the inevitable online dating profile advertising itself as ‘Must Love Must Love Dogs‘.

Also, if you had a dating profile that read ‘Must love dogs’, can I suggest it would be a good idea to also have a photo up there? Y’know, just to avoid slang misinterpretation.

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