Dan Liebke’s Astonishing Tales

So, Batman Begins. Now, I don’t want to get carried away. That’s not my way. But I am increasingly of the opinion that this film deserves to win a dozen or more Academy Awards (and not in March - I’m talking right now), including Best Picture, Best Actor In A Cowl and Best Use Of [...]

Dear Dr Dan,
My wife is having an affair with my brother. My brother has recently died and she is really upset. She does not know I know. What should I do?
– Cuckolded
Dear Cuckolded,
The most important thing to remember in this confusingand difficult time is that you and your wife were oncedeeply in love. At some [...]

Despite the court orders and the public outcry, it seemsthe Fantastic Four will soon be here. Of course, there’sonly one scene that any sensible moviegoer is looking forwardto - namely, the naming scene.
Because at long last, we’ll get the true explanation for ReedRichards’ bizarre choice of sobriquet. For if I am a woman with theability [...]

It was only a matter of time before the eternal war betweenOptimus Prime’s Autobots and The Decepticons (led by the evilMegatron) took its toll on one of the ‘Robots in Disguise’. This sorry victim of combat fatigue is Trauma-Tron who in yesterday’s episode reacted to the Battle of Vector Sigma by screaming ‘can’t we just [...]