Dan Liebke’s Astonishing Tales

Guess who is being released from the nuthouse? The Joker? Jack Nicholson? Your Uncle Hiram? No, it’s Teleportin’ Chick, who made such a name for herself by teleporting and stalking young Superlad last season.
She wanders straight into Superlad’s barn and announces herself.
“I’m back!” she says, an announcement of the most correct kind.
“Well, you’re still [...]

It was decided (not by me obviously, I don’t make decisions in my house, I just live there) that we should go to the local swimming pool on the weekend. This visit reinforced three very important universal truths to me:

The temperature on a warm day in Brisbane is only about 4 degrees cooler than the [...]

It turns out that TIAC’s latest way of spending a lazy evening in Smallville is to break into one of the Luthor plants and run amok.
So she does so. A few security guards see her and start chasing her.
“Beep, beep,” says TIAC, and disappears leaving behind only a puff of smoke.
“There she is!!” shout another [...]

So Bo’s galavanting about on the roof of the farm, trying to nail a rooster up there for reasons that are difficult to explain to non-Kansasian farmers.
Boring Ol’ Ma is being quite the worry-wart. “Bo, you get down from there this instant. It’s too dangerous!!”
Bo laughs at her. “Boring Old Ma Kent. My father and [...]

Banned by the powers that be (ie Superlad) from driving like a maniac, Good Ol’ Pete has come up with a new way of surviving the long, tedious nights of Smallville - namely, he rocks up to Teen Crisis Hotlines, answers phones and makes fun of the problems of the person on the other end. [...]

By now, all but the most malinformed of you will be aware that it is a Mr Jude Law who is tearing up cinemas worldwide with his spirited tour de force as the title character in Alfie. No news there, Indy, thanks for nothing, you might be thinking, if such thought processes are your wont.
But [...]

As with the previous Extended Editions,there is an ‘Easter Egg’ on the Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Special Extended Edition DVD! On the first disc, select ‘Scene Selection’ then go to the last scene,then press the Down Key one more time and then Select. You’ll then get to see a deleted [...]

Well, Bo’s back in hospital.
“Didn’t I already have a heart transplant??” he asks angrily.
“That was just a practice run,” explains Dr Strident. “Now unless you do a proper one you could die before the end of this episode, or, indeed, at any other time the writers deemed it dramatically expedient.”
“You don’t scare me, doc,” says [...]

Now if there’s one thing I hate to see it’s when a red sunscreen user given a variety of powers by the yellow rays of Sol and a teleportin’ chick have a lover’s tiff that ends with lead paint being thrown all over one party.
If there’s another thing I hate it’s when you discover that [...]