Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Dear Dr Dan,
Everything I’ve been planning for my wedding has been ruined by my boss… what should I do?
– Upset Bride To Be

Dear Upset Bride To Be,
Why on Earth in these enlightened times, where men and women are considered moral and logistical equals, are you referring to your husband-to-be as ‘boss’?? This is where your problem lies – rectify this and everything else will fall into delicious place.

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