Dan Liebke’s Astonishing Tales

1st of September, 2004 Diary Note: 11:40 pm Spent all day catching up with Jennifer Hawkins. JH made fruit salad using no fruit whatsoever. Impressive. Must watch more closely next time to see how feat accomplished. Certain melons are somehow key.
2nd of September, 2004 Diary Note: 8:00 am About to head to bed last night when Jennifer Hawkins expressed [...]

Lauren Bacall today released her much awaited finalisedList of Legends, a ranking of the people she considerslegends and, implicitly, those she does not. Bacall,who leaked Days of Thunder Oscar-winner NicoleKidman as a notable red-headed exclusion from the list only last monthsays that her list will “surprise and titillate”.

And the screen veteran has fulfilled her promise. [...]

In a move already winning plaudits from plauditeers the world over, we leap head-first into Season Four of Smallville. We open with a video of TIAC explaining about how she is dead, which one has to admit is a neat trick but so easy in these CGI-filled days. Watching the video is a hot and [...]

Loises And Lanas And Luthors, Oh My!
Where’s TIAC?
The Episode That Escaped From Season One
When Chemistry And Cheerleaders Mix
Flash! The Fastest Dude Alive
Porthos Pulls A Switcheroo
Mxyzptlk, Mr Mxyzptlk
Charmed, I’m Sure
Hot Cross Brunettes
A Nightmare On Kal-Elm Street. Um, Again
Superlad Does A Britney
TIAC Discovers The Secret!!
Chad Linebacker And His Magical Paralysin’ Fingertips
Tales From The Krypto
Made In China
Here’s Lucy!
Midnight [...]

We begin, sanely enough, at Smallville High. A couple of dudowskis are chillin’ out. One of them is hot for Lana. The other is dismissive of his friend’s chances.
Hot For Lana doesn’t care what Realistic Friend thinks. He goes up and says “Hi.”
Lana’s response: “Hi!”
This thrilling banter done with, we move to a completely new [...]

My 3 year old son Bilbo has developed his first crush (on a girl thankfully) who recently moved in next to us (much like that poor git who lived next door to Alice).She’s eleven years old but Bill is undaunted by the apparent age gap. He’s so smitten by this girl that he’ll stand in [...]

Dear Dr Dan,
Is Martin Gay?
– Curious Cowboy
Dear Curious Cowboy,
No. Martin is Martin. Gay is Gay. Lawks! It’s not that complicated,surely? One person, one identity. That’s the path of common sense.

Chiropractors, physiotherapists, Jude Law and back specialistsfrom around the world have gathered in Vienna, Austria in adesperate bid to salvage the spine of pop sensation Kylie Minogue.

Minogue, 36, suffers from ultrascoliosis,an extreme curvature of the spine that makes it impossiblefor the pop songstress to maintain a normal posture, evenwhen threatened by large men named Rocco. [...]

Cue Superlad and Bo plummeting out the window in a mano a mano super struggle. They fall through a skylight into a deserted warehousey kind of area and fight for about ten minutes, making a total mess of the place and quite the racket to boot.
Finally Superlad pins Bo up against the wall and threatens [...]

Well, all manner of dark powers have come to my assistance and somehow (but don’t ask me how, because I will admit to nothing) I now have access to the first few episodes of Season 3. So, the Smallville Files live!!
Also alive and well is Superlad. He’s hanging out in Metropolis, breaking into ATMs with [...]