Dan Liebke’s Astonishing Tales

We open, as we so often do in this day and age and hemisphere, in a High School science lab. Superlad and Good Ol’ Pete are trying to build a ghetto blaster that is powered by citrus fruit. Strangely, they seem to be succeeding but before we can see how the camera pans off them [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]

I watched The Day After Tomorrow, oh, a couple of days ago or soand I must confess to being disappointed. Primarily in the title.Would it not have been simpler and more cost-efficient on marqueelettering to call it Two Days Hence? I can only assume theydidn’t call it this for fear of people mishearing it as [...]

The episode commences with Boring Old Ma wanderingdown to the ol’ spaceship cellar to bury a flour tinthat also coincidentally contains the octagonal key tothe spaceship.
This all seems a little bit too interestingfor Boring Old Ma, so Superlad pops hishead down. “Yo Ma,” he says. “You doing something mildly compelling?”
“Not at all, Superlad,” says Boring [...]

When all is said and done… well, I guess atthat point things will start to get a little dull.