Marriage

Dear Dr Dan,
Will you marry me?
– Indecent Proposer

Dear Indecent Proposer,
Of course I’ll marry you. Dr Dan performs wedding ceremonies, exorcisms and pet seances every Saturday from 3 pm. I accept Visa, Mastercard, cheque or sexual favours.



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