Marriage
Dear Dr Dan,
Will you marry me?
– Indecent Proposer
Dear Indecent Proposer,
Of course I’ll marry you. Dr Dan performs wedding ceremonies, exorcisms and pet seances every Saturday from 3 pm. I accept Visa, Mastercard, cheque or sexual favours.
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Posted: December 19th, 2003 under ask dr dan.
Tags: cheque, exorcisms, marriage, visa mastercard, wedding ceremonies
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