Dan Liebke’s Astonishing Tales

Okay then, so it’s the nextmorning and Ah Joey wakes up to find that Dunstanhas been magically transformed into a piece ofpaper!
No, that’s not right. He’s justgotten up and left a note on his pillow. The notesays ‘Thnx for the shag! It was aces! Me eat foodnow.’
Not for the first time, Ah Joeythinks she may [...]

All rightey then people! It’san all new season of The Dawson Files… andwhat’s more, it’s the last season. Boo-yah! AllI know at this point is that somebody dies in thelast episode - here’s hoping it’s Chipmunk Facein a thresher - but everything else remains amystery.
So we open with Ah Joey fillingus in via voiceover on [...]

Dunstan And Ah Joey Get It On
Dumpin’ Time For Dunstan
Ah Joey - Spambot
Now… Where Were We Up To?
Ah Joey Squabbles
Crazy Audrey Learns To Hate Herself
Where’s Dunstan?
An Intelligence Test… Failed
The Greatest Director Of Them All
A Very Dunstan-ey Christmas
The Gift Of Stupidity
Crazy Audrey Hates Herself Some More
Battle Of The Repugnant Blondes
Party Time!
Paceman And Ah Joey… Tomb Raiders [...]

Was watching a bit of Jerry Springer yesterday… there was a girl cheating (!)with her boyfriend’s best friend. This unprecedented event was topped when the boyfriend and the (male) best friend revealed that they were getting it on as well. Because, y’know, they got drunk one night and decided to ‘experiment’. Isn’t it always the [...]

Had a close watch of Panic Room last night. Thereare some good things about this movie:

Two one-dimensional villains
One two-dimensional villain
Jodie Foster running around in a very worthwhile singlet
A diabetic injection
Bearer bonds

These are all excellent qualities in any movie.However, one thing did disturb me. I refer, ofcourse, to the title. Panic Room?? Would not a bettertitle [...]