Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

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I watched Matrix Reloaded the other night. Many critics have complained that the movie, while boasting brilliant special effects, lacks any form of plot. And my response goes thusly: lacking plot?!?!? Did you not see the semi-trailers drive head-first into one another? Did you happen to miss Keanu beating up several hundred Hugo Weavings?? Heck, I’m quite certain that at least one point a leather clad babe came smashing through the door, blowing things up and kicking butt everywhere in super-sexy slo-mo and, last time I checked, that was pretty much an entire season’s worth of plot for the TV show Alias. Check and mate, movie critics. Check and mate.

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