The Karate Kid

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Saw The Karate Kid once more the other night. The problem with this movie is, of course, the Karate Kid himself, Daniel. You know that as a member of the audience watching this movie that it is your duty to like this character and cheer him on to glorious triumph and yet, the character, as written, is so appallingly awful and loathsome and annoying that you instead spend all your time hoping that he will be defeated in the most senseless, bloody fashion possible. The Karate Kid is truly the Jar Jar Binks of ’80s movies.

“Meesa gonna be waxings on and off now!”

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