Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Dear Dr Dan,
me and boyfriend are fighting 3 days a week I love him so much but he has hurt me really bad are we going to break up
– Have A Breakup? Have A Kit-Kat

Dear Have A Breakup? Have A Kit-Kat,
No need to break up! Just see your boyfriend on the four days a week you don’t fight. Spend your other three days trying to pick up a new skill, such as chicken-juggling or being the Chairman of Microsoft

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