Cocaine Found With Robert Downey Jr
The pixelated menace of Robert Downey, Jr. When will cocaine learn?
The drug cocaine, star of such hit movies as Scarface, Pulp Fiction and Flubber was yesterday found in a hotel room with Robert Downey, Jr. This is not the first such incident for the popular drug and while friends are saddened by the news, they are not surprised. Natham, an advertising executive and friend of cocaine, said “I am saddened by the news, but not surprised.” Rocco, a professional murderer, elaborated further: “A lot of drugs have tried Robert Downey Jr – heroin, speed, alcohol, yellow sherbet – but none of them have taken it quite so far as coke.”
Prostitution, a close companion of cocaine, is also said to be concerned. Julia Roberts, who portrayed prostitution in the gritty thriller Pretty Woman says “Prostitution has had a rough time recently, getting messed up with Charlie Sheen but it’s nothing compared to what’s going on with cocaine and Robert Downey, Jr. It’s been in and out of prison so many times and it still keeps coming back to Robert. You’d think it would have learned by now. To be frank, I’m as worried now as I was when it was hooked on John Belushi.”
But others have defended cocaine. “It’s not a bad drug,” said blue megastar Papa Smurf. “It’s just misunderstood. I think it’s smurfy.”
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Posted: December 1st, 2000 under news.
Tags: charlie sheen, coke, heroin, john belushi, prostitution, robert downey jr, sherbet, smurfy
Some people here need an addiction treatment. I would say Papa Smurf especially. Cocaine isn't smurfy, cocaine kills people… so the only smurfy thing is Pap Smurf's mind gone.
That's the smurfiest comment spam I've ever received. Kudos!
I agree Alcohol Rehab is the answer..
Dan, I just couldn't resist after tiberiu84 got away with it :D