Owls
The best thing about having your genetic structure spliced with owl DNA (and there are innumerable good things about this) would be if you developed the ability to turn your head completely around. I think this would come in most useful if you were playing, like, Kasparov at chess and every now and then you spun your head around to throw him off just that little bit. You probably still wouldn’t win but it would certainly make the chess journals of the world rethink their rather antiquated positions on head rotation and genetic hybridation, that’s for sure.
Posted: November 23rd, 2000 under thoughts.
Tags: chess, genetic structure, head rotation, kasparov, owls
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