Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

My favourite TV and movie genre is the ‘cars that are alive’ genre. KITT, Speed Buggy, Herbie et al. I’d like to see a movie about a black lesbian monster truck named Sherika I’m not really sure what happens or what she does but my point is this – how much more successful would Titanic have been if the ship had talked? Answer: A lot! Particularly if she sang and made wisecracks as well. Like when the iceberg tore the side of her hull open she could have gone ‘oh, that’s torn it!’ and stuff like that. Also she could have killed Leonardo DiCaprio earlier in the movie.

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