Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

I have for many years felt that the women on Aerobics Oz Style have something to teach all of us and I’m talking about more than a strenuous physical workout. They have tremendous insight into the nature of the cosmos and I, for one, have resolved to use their wisdom to guide me on a righteous path.

Previous lessons have given us such profound advice as: ‘Think about your abs all day’ and ‘Keep remembering to breathe’. Both excellent tips.

Today, however, the brilliantly named June Jones put forth a mantra that I think will change the perspective of every human who reads it:

‘I am here surrounded by the scenery around me’

Clearly the greatest sentence anybody has ever uttered.

Aerobics Oz Style – looking after your body and your mind.

Note: A word of warning to those of you who are just becoming acquainted with Philosophy Oz Style – if you can’t keep thinking about your abs all day, at least make sure you’re thinking about somebody’s abs. I recommend the abs of Emma George. (Google it, people, I can’t do everything for you…)

Okey-dokey. Think about your abs, people.

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