Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

I think that a good idea for a movie would be a romantic comedy starring Tom Hanks as Hitler and Meg Ryan as Eva Braun. It could be called When Adolf Met Eva or How Hitler Got His Groove Back. I reckon it would be a major box office sensation. But then, I also think that elevators should be called ‘go-up boxes’ so, y’know, pay no attention to me.

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