Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Dear Dr Dan,
My husband doesn’t talk to me, any more. He is cold and distant and sometimes refuses to even acknowledge my presence. He is not interested in sex, even when I make an effort and wear the police uniform. I am at my wit’s end. What should I do?
– Frustrated Spouse

Dear Frustrated Spouse,
Bury him. Accept his death. Move on.

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