Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

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Sunday afternoon – Cable TV provided justification for its existence with a screening of the telemovie Knight Rider: Goliath in which David Hasselhoff stars as Michael Knight and his evil twin brother (you could tell that the twin was evil because he had a fake goatee). Super stuff. I missed the ending but I think KITT the supercar ended up revealing that he was, in fact, a gay man hiding in the boot.

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